An extremely patient Dad explains to his vulgarian of a son that Santa doesn’t exist. I’m an ex-sailor and I don’t use the word “fuck” that many times in a week, much less a single conversation. You may need to pause here and there to catch everything said.
Spanish with English subtitles.
Enjoy!
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Yes Javier, there is a Santa Claus
Toys from the depths of hell…
The whole ban on unicorn dolls seems a bit asinine as unicorns are in the Bible.
A singing puppet Jesus? Oh yeah, we got a singing puppet Jesus…
YouTube atheist TruthSurge hits another one out of the park with the clever “My Least Favorite Things”.
Video: Behind Crude Lies
Creatard Nephilimfree
The video I’ve posted below one of the more hilarious YouTube videos to have sprung from the never-ending evolution vs. creation battle.
For those who don’t recognize who is being spoofed…look at the photo above, click on it and check out his channel. It’s Nephilimfree, a young earth creationist who is known for his outrageous lies, bizarre behavior, litigious posturing and overall asshattery.
Courtesy of TruthSurge
The Dinner Party from The Thinking Atheist
Can you imagine a world in which ALL the religious behaved as if they believed all the crazy shit they claim to?
The Thinking Atheist gives us a small taste of what that might be like.
*videos*Classic YouTube Christian Fun
Even if they missed the original TV broadcast, many folks, no doubt are familiar with the Trading Spouses (November, 2005) YouTube clips of the “God Warrior” lady Marguerite Perrin. While her behavior is bizarre (and entertaining), she is not what I would call representative of Christians.
This other, lesser known clip from the show, in which the other mother (Jeanne D’Amico, purveyor of New Age woo) meets the friends of the “God Warrior”, really shows the type of arrogance that is all too common among the Christian right here in the U.S. The fun starts at 1:58
I don’t know what’s more disturbing; the fanatic, frothing-at-the-mouth hysterics of the “God Warrior” or the cold, arrogant and mean-spirited interrogating by her friends.
*Video* God Will F*ck You Up
“Hand of the Almighty”. Lyrics and music by John R. Butler.
Clip-courtesy of cannibalgourmet of YouTube.
Yes, I know this has been out for some time, but it’s a funny-as-all-hell classic.
WARNING: If you’ve never seen this before, the lyrics are NSFW.
EDIT: I forgot to mention…this tune is similar or identical to one that I used to sing when I was a member of the Churches of Christ.
*video*reverend bray fart?
This is the Reverend “Dr.” Terry Jones aka Braveheart. He’s the star of “The Braveheart Show” and yes, you read that correctly at the top of the screen…”Obama is President because he is black”. And no, I’m not making this shit up.
I first caught on to this guy because of a post on The Friendly Atheist in which a burning of Qurans by “Dr.” Jones’ church was being discussed.
Seriously, though, that’s not the half of it. In fact, if you look at the rest of this guy’s site, the book burning comes off as pretty tame.
As you’ve no doubt guessed, my favorite part of his site is his video series called “The Braveheart Show”.
They make it so easy. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
*Video* Mr. Deity and Larry
I’m going to start charging these guys for every time I have to clear my monitor of projectile beverage spit. Enjoy!!!
Muslim Monkeys in Machinegun Mayhem
You’ve seen Planet of the Apes, and as that was based on a story written by some French guy, we all knew this was inevitable. We just didn’t know how it was going to start…until now.
In a groundbreaking piece of journalism that rivals FOX News in both its scope and professionalism, the Chinese People’s Daily has released a report on the unthinkable; machine-gun toting monkeys are being trained by the Taliban to battle U.S. troops in Afghanistan. It seems the madness that is militant Islam knows no bounds.
For now, it’s limited to macaques and baboons, but you know damn well they’ll be graduating up to chimps, orangutans and gorillas any day now.
And now there’s an even more disturbing development on the home front. When I told my wife the news, she was suspiciously worried about the damn monkeys.
“Awwwww, ze poor leetle monkeys! Zey go to zeir deaths!”
Let’s see… she’s hot, Russian and, it seems…a monkey sympathizer.
I’ll be keeping an eye on this one.
*video* Remember the Sabbath from The Thinking Atheist
The Thinking Atheist turns out some of the higher quality atheist videos available on YouTube (or anywhere else, for that matter).
Here’s their latest offering called Remember the Sabbath.
Remember the Sabbath highlights some of the insane things that observant Jews put themselves through in order to keep their god from getting pissed off. Crazy thinking isn’t limited to Christians and Muslims.
*VIDEO*Feeding the Trolls 2 from The Thinking Atheist
They promised they weren’t going to do this again.
They “lied”, and I’m glad they did!
Here’s The Thinking Atheist’s Feeding The Trolls 2:
For those of you who missed the first one:
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